Friday, May 31, 2013
Bee Fact #87
Carpenter bees, despite their name, don't make decks and cabinets, so do not give them money up front.
Bee Fact #86
If a carpenter bee buzzes your head and you punch it it's ok because the males have no stinger. ha-ha sucker.
Bee Fact #85
If you're at a delicious cookout on your deck and after you stop chewing you keep hearing chewing you probably have carpenter bees.
Bee Fact #84
Carpenter bees hate puns so one method of extermination is saying something like "don't bee such dicks and stop eating my house."
Bee Fact #83
Carpenter bees hate puns so to get them to leave try telling them something like "instead of eating my deck why don't you buzz off."
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