Bee Fact #89

Bees are one of the only insects that have eyebrows.

Bee Fact #88

Unlike most bees, Carpenter Bees don't live in honeyholes, they live in decks.

Bee Fact #87

Carpenter bees, despite their name, don't make decks and cabinets, so do not give them money up front.

Bee Fact #86

If a carpenter bee buzzes your head and you punch it it's ok because the males have no stinger. ha-ha sucker.

Bee Fact #85

If you're at a delicious cookout on your deck and after you stop chewing you keep hearing chewing you probably have carpenter bees.

Bee Fact #84

Carpenter bees hate puns so one method of extermination is saying something like "don't bee such dicks and stop eating my house."

Bee Fact #83

Carpenter bees hate puns so to get them to leave try telling them something like "instead of eating my deck why don't you buzz off."

Bee Fact #82

Carpenter bees hate puns so one method of extermination is saying something like "This might sting a bit but you need to go."

Bee Fact #81

Carpenter bees don't get sarcasm so if you say "thanks for eating my deck you douchebags hope it was tasty" they may not understand.

Bee Fact #80

Carpenter bees may look like bumblebees but are, in fact, big fat stupid termite things.

Bee Fact #79

Although fuzzy, do not pet the bumblebee.

Bee Fact #78

To take the temperature of a feverish Bee, place the Bee in a cup of warm water for one minute then measure water temperature.

Bee Fact #77

Bees have no orifice to insert a thermometer.

Bee Fact #76

Bees have been found alive encased in wax pods. Scientists believe it to be either bee punishment, bee bullying or bee cryogenics.

Bee Fact #75

In VERY desperate times, bees are able to make honey from evergreens containing sap.

Bee Fact #74

In 2007, the disease Bee Madness was found to be transmissible to some house cats through stinging or by eating the infected bee.

Bee Fact #73

A bee will never sting a baby unless it's infected with bee madness, which is not transmissible to humans.

Bee Fact #72

Bees don't have their own apartments but they do have their own rooms, known as honeyholes, where they sleep on grass beds.

Bee Fact #71

While most species of bee don't recognize marriage, they do have "life partners" they share a honeyhole with.

Bee Fact #70

Bees that are high on the social ladder eat off leaf plates and use a stick utensils while worker bees eat with their hands.

Bee Fact #69

You can tell a bee's age by counting its stripes.